What's So Funny

13-year-old girl drives off with police van

Andrew B. Einhorn — Sun, 20 Jul 2008 00:33:00 GMT

A 13-year-old girl led police on a chase from Lynwood, IL to Chicago on Thursday afternoon after stealing a prisoner transport van returning her to the south suburb from Parke County, Ind.. "Somehow, the young lady got a hold of the van and took...(read more)

Bush vs. Clinton

seniorexec — Sat, 19 Jul 2008 17:27:00 GMT

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The week's best political jokes -7/18/08

Andrew B. Einhorn — Fri, 18 Jul 2008 15:42:00 GMT

1. “Remember Jesse Jackson speaking, when he thought the microphone was off, said he'd like to cut Barack Obama's testicles off. And in a rare example of bipartisan support, Republican Senator Larry Craig of Idaho offered to guard them for Obama...(read more)

The week's best jokes - 7/11/08

Andrew B. Einhorn — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 16:44:00 GMT

1 . "Bill Clinton has already promised to be at the Democratic convention. He figures since the convention's being held in Denver, he can join the Mile High Club without ever leaving the ground." --Jay Leno 2. "On FOX News the other...(read more)

Anti-Gay Alabama Attorney General Caught Being Gay

Andrew B. Einhorn — Fri, 11 Jul 2008 14:43:00 GMT

Wonkette has reported that Alabama Attorney General Troy King, an out-spoken, Republican gay basher interested in outlawing homosexuality and sex toys. " has apparently been caught having homosexual sex intercourse with his homosexual gay male assistant...(read more)

Bush and Cheney attempting to show eco-friendly nature by skulking in White House bushes

Andrew B. Einhorn — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:35:00 GMT

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Security camera reveals it was Obama who placed "kick me hard" note on Clinton's back

Andrew B. Einhorn — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 15:31:00 GMT

Efforts to broker a reconciliation between Barack Obama's presidential campaign and the Clintons took one large step backwards yesterday when security camera footage from the Seven-Eleven convenience store in Unity, New Hampshire revealed that it...(read more)

What to do in a Terrorist Attack

Andrew B. Einhorn — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 07:34:00 GMT

The US government has a new website, www.ready.gov, which uses public service symbols for terrorism readiness much in the way the nuclear fallout campaigns did after WWII. But these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything. So we've prepared a few educated guesses about what they could be saying.

If a terrorist sets you on fire, don't dance the runningman dance. Sit and let the fire slowly burn your back hair off.

If a door gets in your way, break it down with your shoulder.

If you can't break the door down with your shoulder, karate chop it in three places.

If a terrorist sprays your crotch with a toxic vapor, think about how badly it might hurt you instead of leaving the area.

If the pain gets really bad, blow your terrorist whistle. If you are bald, just yell - the sound will bounce off of your nose.

If you hear Arabic music blasting, you are under an auditory attack and should either curl yourself in a ball and cry in the corner until it is over or run like you're caught in an L.A. race riot.

If you come across dead birds and fish in the middle of a toxic hurricane, take time to marvel at the novelty in this.

OMG's Lost & Found Map

Mark Malseed — Thu, 03 Jul 2008 20:05:00 GMT

Now you can keep track of what the Government's lost track of. Click to view OhMyGov's interactive Lost and Found map.

Help the U.S. Government find its missing laptops, hard drives, weapons, VA records, and more.

Click any point to get details about what's missing, where it was last seen, who's affected, and where to call if you happen to discover the missing goods.

Military Air Drop Bloopers Video

Andrew B. Einhorn — Tue, 01 Jul 2008 14:34:00 GMT