What's So Funny

The week's best political jokes -7/18/08

2008-07-18T15:42:00Z

1. “Remember Jesse Jackson speaking, when he thought the microphone was off, said he'd like to cut Barack Obama's testicles off. And in a rare example of bipartisan support, Republican Senator Larry Craig of Idaho offered to guard them for Obama. How about that?” --Jay Leno 2. "John McCain's economic adviser, former Sen. Phil Gramm, is under fire for calling Americans a bunch of whiners. He also said the country is in a mental recession and we're experiencing a mental slowdown...(read more)

The week's best jokes - 7/11/08

2008-07-11T16:44:00Z

1 . "Bill Clinton has already promised to be at the Democratic convention. He figures since the convention's being held in Denver, he can join the Mile High Club without ever leaving the ground." --Jay Leno 2. "On FOX News the other day, Jesse Jackson said some pretty nasty things about Barack Obama. … I'm paraphrasing: 'He would like to cut his testicles off.' … Well today Hillary Clinton commented on the remarks by saying, 'I don't know what the big deal is...(read more)

Anti-Gay Alabama Attorney General Caught Being Gay

2008-07-11T14:43:00Z

Wonkette has reported that Alabama Attorney General Troy King, an out-spoken, Republican gay basher interested in outlawing homosexuality and sex toys. " has apparently been caught having homosexual sex intercourse with his homosexual gay male assistant." It seems the straight-talking King of Alabama was caught by his wife in their bed. Apparently, the AG's office has denied the rumor, but that hasn't stopped the news from making its way around the laughing circles....(read more)

Bush and Cheney attempting to show eco-friendly nature by skulking in White House bushes

2008-07-08T15:35:00Z

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Security camera reveals it was Obama who placed "kick me hard" note on Clinton's back

2008-07-08T15:31:00Z

Efforts to broker a reconciliation between Barack Obama's presidential campaign and the Clintons took one large step backwards yesterday when security camera footage from the Seven-Eleven convenience store in Unity, New Hampshire revealed that it was actually the Illinois Senator who pinned a note with the inscription "kick me hard" to former President Bill Clinton's jacket early Saturday morning. More on this Story...(read more)

What to do in a Terrorist Attack

2008-07-04T07:34:00Z

The US government has a new website, www.ready.gov, which uses public service symbols for terrorism readiness much in the way the nuclear fallout campaigns did after WWII. But these pictures are so ambiguous they could mean anything. So we've prepared a few educated guesses about what they could be saying.

If a terrorist sets you on fire, don't dance the runningman dance. Sit and let the fire slowly burn your back hair off.

If a door gets in your way, break it down with your shoulder.

If you can't break the door down with your shoulder, karate chop it in three places.

If a terrorist sprays your crotch with a toxic vapor, think about how badly it might hurt you instead of leaving the area.

If the pain gets really bad, blow your terrorist whistle. If you are bald, just yell - the sound will bounce off of your nose.

If you hear Arabic music blasting, you are under an auditory attack and should either curl yourself in a ball and cry in the corner until it is over or run like you're caught in an L.A. race riot.

If you come across dead birds and fish in the middle of a toxic hurricane, take time to marvel at the novelty in this.

OMG's Lost & Found Map

2008-07-03T20:05:00Z

Now you can keep track of what the Government's lost track of. Click to view OhMyGov's interactive Lost and Found map.

Help the U.S. Government find its missing laptops, hard drives, weapons, VA records, and more.

Click any point to get details about what's missing, where it was last seen, who's affected, and where to call if you happen to discover the missing goods.

Military Air Drop Bloopers Video

2008-07-01T14:34:00Z

The week's best jokes - 6/27/08

2008-06-30T15:23:00Z

1. "The Supreme Court has ruled that individuals have the right to carry guns...When the decision was read, it created pandemonium in the court. Justice Scalia had to fire two warning shots to settle people down. And then at the White House, just for fun, Dick Cheney went out on the lawn and peppered a buddy with some birdshot." –David Letterman 2. "John McCain and Barack Obama are bickering about what to do when they catch Osama bin Laden. Obama wants to bring him to trial, but John...(read more)

North Carolina, WTF?

2008-06-25T15:21:00Z

Last July, North Carolina's Department of Motor Vehicles (DMV) received a complaint from a 60-year old woman about offensive license plates. Apparently, the random letter generators were giving many drivers plates that said "WTF," an instant and text messaging acronym for "What the f**k." Since then, state officials tried to remedy the situation by notifying nearly 10,000 owners of such plates that they could get new ones, free of charge. Unfortunately, the DMV forgot to notify...(read more)