1. "Paris Hilton's mother is very upset because John McCain has put Paris in his campaign video.
You know about this? He put Paris in his campaign video, and she's
furious. Isn't that amazing? Of all the videos Paris Hilton has been
in, this is the one mom's upset about?" --Jay Leno
2. "This week, a new poll concluded that voters are expressing "Obama Fatigue" from hearing about Obama in the the news too often. Please don't confuse this with McCain Fatigue, which happens at about 4pm, after the Senator eats dinner and pudding." --The OhMyGov! Team
3. "Obama Fatgue has set in with voters, according to a new poll by the Pew Research Center. Allegedly, Pew just kept running the poll, which asked whether people are sick of hearing about Obama, until people really became sick of hearing about Obama." --The OhMyGov! Team
4. "The McCain campaign is running that commercial where they're comparing Barack Obama to various Hollywood celebrities.
And as you know, if there's one thing the Republicans will not stand
for, it's electing some Hollywood celebrity to public office. Except
for Ronald Reagan, Fred Thompson, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Clint Eastwood -- you know, except for those." --Jay Leno
5. "You ever notice that Congress doesn't even call it a vacation? You
know what they call it? A recess. You ever notice the only people that
get recess are Congress, kindergarten and juries? Those are the only
three." --Jay Leno
6. "Barack Obama now says he is open to offshore oil drilling. So,
apparently, when he promised change, he was talking about his mind."
--Jay Leno
7. "There's excitement in the air over the Olympics...also lead, arsenic, benzene." --David Letterman
8. "Thank you for the tire gauge Senator McCain. And good work, you stuck it to all the left wing nut jobs who advocate proper tire inflation. Radical liberals like your potential vice-presidential nominee Florida Governor Charlie Crist, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Joe Lieberman, AAA, and the pinkos over at NASCAR." --Steven Colbert
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