1. "It was kind of surprising; they really love Obama in Germany. He's like a rock star over there. It's impressive until you realize that David Hasselhoff is also like a rock star over there." --Jimmy Kimmel

2. "Hey, did you see Barack Obama playing basketball with our troops in Iraq? Did you see that one shot he made from 40 feet? 40 feet. Let me tell you something. If shooting baskets now is a requirement to be president, a white guy may never have that job again." --Jay Leno

3. "A lot of people think, to take some of the spotlight off of Barack Obama, that John McCain will announce his vice presidential choice this week. And most think it's going be Mitt Romney. See, I don't know. You know, when Romney and McCain stand together, doesn't it look like one of those slick Countrywide lenders trying to trick your grandfather into reverse mortgage?" --Jay Leno

4. "Barack Obama was in Israel today. Did you see Barack wearing the traditional Jewish yarmulke? He looked very Jewish. Yeah. In fact, Jesse Jackson said, I'd like to circumcise him." --Jay Leno

5. "NBC News defended their coverage of Barack Obama. They've been accused of giving him more favorable treatment than John McCain. And today NBC News denied it. They said, 'That's ridiculous, we've never even heard of John McCain.'" --Jay Leno

6. "Eighty-one year old Senator John Warner (R-VA) recently suggested that the nation reexamine a 55-mph national speed limit to conserve gas. Apparently, John McCain opposes the idea. Instead, he's suggested we reinvigorate the transportation model of his generation: the horse and buggy."  --The OhMyGov! Team

7. Obama visited German this week.  For the most part, his trip was viewed as a success, but Fox and Friends worried about the venue chosen by Obama, the footsteps of a monument linked to Adolph Hitler.  To that, Jon Stewart responded: "Monumnt linked to Hitler; he's in Germany.  You know how a lot of things in this country can be linked to Kevin Bacon. In Germany, it's Hitler. And it doesn't take six steps.  Hey look, Obama's in a Volkswagen, a car linked to Hitler!"

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