A new poll shows Senator Hillary Clinton well ahead of her rival, Senator Barak Obama, among adults under three feet tall in the remaining primary states.  When asked why they favored Clinton, the American Coalition for the Vertically Challenged responded that they "just don't see eye to eye with Obama."  After some pressure, the "little-known group" as they refer to themselves, admitted they don't feel someone as tall as Senator Obama could ever  understand their problems. 

Interestingly, nearly 10% of midget voters stated their preference for Congressman Dennis Kucinich, despite the fact they knew he was not actually going to be on the ballot.  

The poll also revealed that Senator Clinton is favored among transsexuals, a population much larger than most expect them to be.  Polls show Clinton capturing 90% of the trannie vote.  Most polled admitted they are voting for Hillary because they believe that inside the pant suits and behind the makeup, she is one of them.