"We're looking into it" = We have no idea
"I'll take that under advisement" = Dumb idea; thank God I don't work for you
"It's a top priority" = It's all we work on
"It's a low priority" = You'll die before we start working on that
"Highly Encouraged" = A good thing to do that I have no authority over
"Strongly Suggested" = I can't make you do it, but I can make your life hell if you don't
"We plan to contract it out" = We have no idea how to do this