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Stupid Office Stuff - Supply Room Ribbon Cutting at DoD

In July of this year, a small Department of Defense (DoD) Agency, the Defense Threat Reduction Agency (DTRA), celebrated the success of consolidating a half dozen small office supply cabinets into a single supply room. 

Emails were sent to members of the Business Enterprise, mandating attendance at the supply room's RIBBON CUTTING CEREMONY.  Dozens of employees stood in the hallway listening to members of the Senior Executive Service give praise to the two people credited with setting up the supply room. 

Following the speak and weak applause, the Head of the Business Enterprise cut the ribbon, indicating the official opening of the supply closet.

Incidentally the supply room is only open for two hours each day, Mon-Thurs.  Taxpayer money well spent.


 

Inside the Supply Room (8'x10') 


 

 The Mandatory Attendance

 

 


Published Dec 10 2007, 03:21 PM by Andrew B. Einhorn |  Email |  Print



Comments

Eliza said:

Were the super-size scissors purchased especially for this occasion? sorry, this is definitely snicker-worthy

November 11, 2007 10:31 PM
General News said:

Conflict is brewing at the the Defense Threat Reduction Agency (DTRA), a Department of Defense component

February 29, 2008 9:58 AM
Cletus said:

Nice.  What's next, a Communications Closet?

March 4, 2008 9:55 PM
General News said:

Conflict is brewing at the Defense Threat Reduction Agency ( DTRA ), a Department of Defense component

March 5, 2008 6:40 PM
R. Thompson said:
I suggest a new title for the giant sissor picture. "SES practices for ceremonial store room Bris"
March 5, 2008 9:32 PM
General News said:

Conflict is brewing at the Defense Threat Reduction Agency ( DTRA ), a Department of Defense component

March 10, 2008 9:24 AM
Black Knight said:
Lies, rumors, and exaggerations. Whats wrong with celebration of a closet opening. We had one for a bathroom where I used to work.
June 17, 2008 4:58 PM

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