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A Better Investment Plan

By Richard Hartman Oct 08 2008, 08:57 PM

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you'd have $49 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you'd have
$33 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you'd have $0.00 today.

But... if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you'd
have received $214.00.

Based on the above, clearly the best investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle. Call it a 401-Keg.

 

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