If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago,
you'd have $49 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you'd have
$33 today.
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago,
you'd have $0.00 today.
But... if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all
the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you'd
have received $214.00.
Based on the above, clearly the best investment plan is to drink heavily
& recycle. Call it a 401-Keg.
In Other News...
A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a
year. Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons
of alcohol a year. That means that, on average, Americans get about 41
miles to the gallon!